Stupid Poems

In my English class, I have to recite a 2 minute poem by memory. When I first started, I checked on line, and came across some pretty stupid ones such as:

Nuffin rhymes with Muffin
Nuffin nuffin nuffin
Rhymes with muffin
But nuffin nuffin nuffin
Rhymes with 'orange'
Could it be
That a cup of tea
Is not as good with an orange
As a muffin?

Birds
by: Lucas
A bird soaring high and high in the sky
As soon as i i look in the sky
it craps in my eye……
(I just thought that was funny)

Ode to Spider
Once upon a moonlit night there was a little spider,
Who sadly came across a girl who’s name was Molly Snyder.
Poor little guy stood no chance against her platform shoes,
She screamed and smacked and reduced dear spider to ooze.

A little poem of sortsRoses are red
Roses are red

Violets are blue

Most poems rhyme

But this one doesn't.

Clownfish

This really is not appropriate.

I don't find this funny.


You can't just walk in here,

You and your "jokes"


You only come to mock me.

Shame on you.


Knocking on someone's door is funny?

I don't see the joke


That's disturbing the peace

And annoying people.


Why does that poor man have to go to the doctor?

What? That's a joke?


You can't make fun of other people's

Unfortunate illnesses


If the man thinks he's a pair of curtains

Then he really should pull himself together.


This really is not appropriate.

Funny I don't find this.


Funny.

Not.